Toothpaste eliminate black and white heads?

I googled blackheads and this came out lol! Besides the intro of super huge blackheads, watch 4:14 onwards. It's disgusting but we all can relate to it, just that this dude's blackheads are monstrous.

Anyway, the method I came across and shortly discussed with Jargers was to use toothpaste on black and white heads.

*Apply a thin film of toothpaste - advised to ignore the burning sensation, leave on for 25 minutes and everything will just disappear. Do this daily for 2 weeks, and you would probably eliminate black and white heads forever!*

Sounds cool eh? We were asking each other "so where did the blackheads go? melted?? wtf" I tried to find out if it will actually dissolve or forces everything out. 

If you are going to attempt this, make sure you are in a very cold room. I applied toothpaste on my nose and chin right after a hot shower in the bathroom. I nearly cried. HOW DO YOU EVEN IGNORE SUCH BURNING SENSATION ON YOUR FACE!! It was so bad, thank god I had turned on the a/c in my make-up room (yes I have a whole room to myself where I do all my face regime, make up and hair lol). 

I was telling myself, OK maybe I'll try 20mins.. Don't think I can put up for that additional 5mins. I gave up  after 15mins, washed my face immediately and came to nothing but blotchy redness... :(

this is one day after :(

Maybe if I put up for another 10 minutes, the black and white heads would be dissolved or prolly a pop up of gazillion heads.. But it didn't felt like anything worked at all beside irritating my skin. People, people! How do you even do it?

So did toothpaste worked for you?

*on a side note, I had a new haircut. XD*

short or long?